I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
GIRL DRINKING COFFEE ALONE MUST NEED MAN
I WILL BE THAT MAN
I WILL BE HERO
GIRL REJECT ME
GIRL HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT
GIRL IS BITCH AND I HATE HER
I AM ROMANTIC WHY GIRLS NOT LOVE ME
A forensic scientist gives a face to the Crystal Head Vodka bottle.
via Laughing Squid
holy fuck. I hope dan sees this shit
Oooo he did. And he said that this was a fantastic use of science
what the fuck is happening over in America?
I’m asking the same question and I live here.
OH M Y GOD IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THESE SKITS U ARE MISSING OUT THEY’RE CALLED “EW” AND THEYRE PERFECT
"How fascinating it is that there are millions of people all over the world who are wide awake at 4 am missing someone. And there are millions of people sound asleep at 4 am, with no idea that they’re being missed."
FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER
I am so burned out I don’t even
I have a test today I haven’t studied for and six more next week make it stop
Anonymous asked: They’re cabbages, cabbages Barely even human!
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.